f6ceec:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

ok but i can’t lie i really did think this was ariana when i just glanced at it

f6ceec:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

ok but i can’t lie i really did think this was ariana when i just glanced at it

(via pagingme)

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via zackisontumblr)

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

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bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

(via zackisontumblr)

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

(via pagingme)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via australiansanta)

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings, via breadmaakesyoufat)