Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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thundurous:

I MISS YOU // BLINK 182

thundurous:

I MISS YOU // BLINK 182

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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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"If you love two people at the same time choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second one."

Johnny Depp (via learning-2love-myself)

CAIRO TIME

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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